Rick: Challenge this man’s authority, and you’ll probably be pushing up daisies by the end of the episode. While that signature Clinton move has a vote for Hillary written all over it, Rick’s isolationist tendencies and mutual love of extreme vetting will have him pulling the lever for The Donald.
Rick’s vote: Trump
Negan: The leader of The Saviors likes getting stuff, but hates working for it. He was solidly “feeling the Bern” but with Sanders out of the race, he’ll have to choose another candidate. Negan isn’t enough of a flakey hippie to vote for Jill Stein like so many former Sanders supporters. He’d likely opt for the remaining candidate with the biggest propensity toward violence and most vulgar vocabulary.
Negan’s vote: Trump
Glenn: Glenn is a doer. He wants to get things done without a bunch of government regulation and bureaucracy. Being the son of immigrants and someone who doesn’t care for violence, he wouldn’t be able to vote for Trump. This leaves him with only one clear choice.
Glenn’s vote: Gary Johnson
Morgan: In a democracy, even someone who isn’t smart enough to open an unlocked door gets a vote. Morgan was tinfoil hat insane for a while there. Back then, he would have been getting his news from InfoWars and voting for Trump. Now, he believes that all life is precious and does tai chi. That sounds like a Green Party voter to me.
Morgan’s vote: Jill Stein
Carol: If Carol tells you she’s feeling the burn, it’s safe to say it’s because she just blew something up or lit someone with the sniffles on fire and not because she’s a Senator Sanders supporter. This alpha female doesn’t want to see the glass ceiling simply shattered, she wants the whole building knocked down with a wrecking ball. She’s with her.
Carol’s vote: Clinton
Dwight: Dwight is going to pull whatever lever Negan tells him to pull, or get a hot iron to the right side of his face, too.
Dwight’s vote: Trump
Daryl: No one tells Daryl what to do. He doesn’t like big government trying to take away his crossbow, force him to wear sleeves, or make him take a shower. This moonshine drinking biker is clearly a Libertarian voter.
Daryl’s vote: Gary Johnson
Michonne: One of the more complex characters on the show, Michonne is also the most conflicted about for whom she should cast her vote. While she likes the idea of a woman president, she also tends to hold a grudge and remembers Clinton’s “super-predator” comment from back in the day. Despite the dreadlocks, Michonne doesn’t smoke nearly enough pot to vote Stein. She won’t go the David Clark/Uncle Ruckus route and support Trump. As a workout freak, she feels good about casting her vote for the only candidate to climb all seven of the seven summits and compete in the Ironman World Championship, but as an art lover, worries about funding for the NEA being decimated under a Libertarian presidency. With Johnson out as well, Michonne decides on a protest vote.
Michonne’s vote: Write-in, Vermin Supreme
Sasha: Increasingly cynical and isolated, Sasha finds herself agreeing with the angry rhetoric of the Republican nominee more often than not. The NRA endorsement solidifies the choice for this gun lover.
Sasha’s vote: Trump
Maggie: As an expectant mother, Maggie is a single issue voter. She wants to keep her healthcare so she can be sure the delivery and postnatal care are covered. With a lot of talk from Trump and Johnson about repealing the Affordable Care Act, she decides on the candidate who wants to keep the law.
Maggie’s vote: Clinton
Abraham: An ex military man, Abraham goes with the majority of his brothers and sisters in combat.
Abraham’s vote: Gary Johnson
Rosita: Still bitter over her recent breakup with Abraham, Rosita sticks with her fellow scorned woman.
Rosita’s vote: Clinton
Eugene: Being a man of science, Eugene openly rejects most of the republican platform and will not even consider voting for Trump. He also laughs off the notion of supporting anti-vaxxer Jill Stein. He likes Gary Johnson, but can’t resist all of the big government research money that another democratic administration is sure to bring.
Eugene’s vote: Clinton
This race is too close to call! Clinton and Trump are at a dead heat, with Johnson a very close third. Oops, it appears that all of the votes have not yet been tallied. Turns out Lori, Shane, Andrea, Tyreese, Beth, The Governor, Phillip, Bob, Hershel, Merle, and T-Dog have all voted democrat. Clinton wins in a landslide!